Pussy Surprise (Dick)

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It was "date night" (aka "get laid night") and I stepped out of the shower with a clean package anticipating Jane's lips wrapped snugly around my shaft (it never hurts to be clean). I saw signs in the bathroom that Jane might be holding a surprise for me, tucked away beneath the sexy lingerie she had already slipped into.

We met in the bedroom, kissed deeply, and our hands wandered to places we each ached to have touched. My fingers found a dripping wet pussy... slick and smooth to the touch without any hint of the hair that was once there. Jane had shaved herself clean the way she does when she really wants to turn me on.

Jane knows what a hairless pussy means, we have history together that clearly indicates what befalls her when she shaves away the growth which otherwise adorns the lips I love to kiss. The simple act of shaving conveys a very specific message to her spouse, it says... "eat me!".

I put her on the bed and told her to get on her elbows and knees. Her ass was in the air and her lips, swollen red and dripping wet, were held prone in anticipatory suspense. She longed for the touch of my fingers, for the warmth of my lips and tongue to swallow her.

For me, the view was nothing less than major-boner-inducing and I paused a moment to take it in. With carefully controlled enthusiasm, I placed the tip of my tongue gently on the rim of her ass and made tight circles while gently caressing her clit with my finger tips. She wasn't going anywhere, I had her full attention.

What followed was an orchestrated dance of fingers, tongue, and lips on Jane's pussy and ass... which had been laid bare by her careful grooming and assigned position. I'm never happier than when I'm up to my cheeks in Jane's juices and this night was the perfect elixir of smooth skin and slippery seduction.

For you ladies out there, I have an important male perspective for you. Keeping your labia hair free is high maintenance and not expected. However, occasional shaving as a treat for your special someone is incredibly sexy. Not because men fantasize about 12 year old girls... but because the smoothness of your lips under our tongue is mesmerizing.

Jane does this for me on occasion. Though sometimes I wonder if she really does it for herself... the oral sex she receives in response is both intense and protracted. Eventually, she comes very hard and the sex that follows leaves us both breathless.