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Have you ever been doing something completely innocuous, like shaping up with a Fitness Ball, or watching someone else shape up with a Fitness Ball, and had a sudden fantasy pop into your head? Yeah, me too. Except I was scrolling through porn blogs at the time.
POW! Out of nowhere, I now have need to invest in a Fitness Ball (and then figure out where the hell to store it). Never mind the blood rushing to Jane's head... prone-and-ready-to-bounce is Dick's newest outrageous request of his adoring and all-too-willing-to-accommodate wife. Don't worry Dear, I won't bounce you anywhere near the stairwell.
I imagine it might look something like this, but a bit slower and with more rebound. The idea of hurling myself off of our kids' bunk bed directly onto a shock absorbing lady's derrière demonstrates both my sexual inventiveness and my forever 13 year old maturity.
Then, like manna from sexy heaven, my Tumblr dash served up this beauty (click to reveal).
Mercy. So many ways to fantasize about Jane's ass! The tease of that bunny tail plug is almost too much. Almost. I even went looking online and I found some here (in our own store!) and here. This tasty animated gif has been brought to you by Nikki and Nate via their blog Sex And Sultry, so big thanks to them!
Speaking of our sexy store full of vibrators, butt plugs, sex games, cock rings, masturbation sleeves, silicone, leather, and steel (that was for Google, sorry), I am constantly finding products in there which trigger my lusty imagination. No, I don't have Alzheimer's... we are not responsible for the inventory and there are 100,000+ items. We discover the content just like you!
Today I found this curious vibrator, which is purportedly the product of an idea sketched by a man and wife on a paper napkin... patent now pending. Not a very creative origin story and the G-Vibe looks like the child of a fun night shared by Split Dildo and Lelo Isla. Still... this video really makes me want Jane to want one!
One thing is clear, I really need to update our Fantasy Box with some of this stuff. Date nights are going to get very interesting in 2013.
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Love the forever 13 year old mentality comment. And a bunk bed dive into said wife? Ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI have one of those balls, though for the life of me I couldn't image using it during sex. As many yoga tricks as I can do, and as balanced as I am, I wouldn't be able to maintain myself upon it and fully give myself over the pleasure he is creating. Though I know he has thought otherwise while I am rolling around on it: like you.
It seems one thinks practicality and one thinks fantasy, and while the roles will switch, the dynamic doesn't.
Interesting perspective you offer Cammies, thanks for weighing in! That 13 year old mentality of mine can sexualize just about anything and, since Jane doesn't already use a fitness ball and associate it with exercise, that leaves the field wide open. With any luck, my new fantasy will not involve a health insurance claim.
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ReplyDeleteThe thought of Gina naked and bent over one of those fitness balls, defiantly gives me a stiff one! Gonna have to invest in one of those balls. Thanks for the idea. By the way, I love the Hot Pics section of your blog! - Ben
If fitness balls were sex toys I'd run after a free sample for review... but you can find them online for as cheap as $6 each (buyer beware). My problem would be storage and convincing Jane it was for her health. ;0)
DeleteMan bent backwards over ball, woman straddling. You will not regret it. The added bounce. Oh! Until fitness ball springs a leak. Then you will miss it. A lot.
ReplyDeleteThis is sheer brilliance!! We have one of those balls! I'm going to have to take a picture of her like that for our blog!!
ReplyDeleteI have one of those, maybe it's time to blow it up.
ReplyDeleteFinally, a man's use for pilates!
ReplyDeleteAbsolute Gold! I cant get that picture out of my head, and as for my partner he is so keen!! As he is a personal trainer and this is the best use of a fitness ball we have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteLike last comment said. This is Gold. I blame my stupid and useless head for lack of imagination. Thank you for sharing this.I will teach my wife a ehhem... new exercise :).
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmm Like :)
ReplyDeleteEveryone of us really have fantasies. Mine also is at the gym and there's this guy who is so hot and I've been fantasizing him that we do something on the threadmill :)
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