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His And Hers

Masturbation Month 2011 (Dick)

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We are already a few days into Masturbation Month and still no masturbating *sigh*… I guess sex will have to do.

It’s not that we’re not prepared, we are! When it comes to this kind of thing we’re like Boy Scouts, we are always prepared to masturbate.

Last year we (and I use the word “we” loosely here) took a pledge to only masturbate for the month of May in recognition of Masturbation Month. It was a misguided stunt to shun the shame of self pleasure which nearly killed us both. More More >

Woman Masturbating

Masturbation Month: Jane’s Personal Log

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Tue May 04 – I got waxed today. I didn’t go for the Brazilian this time… having one’s labia waxed REALLY hurts! But I do like the look and feel of hairless labia… so when I got home I decided to just go ahead and shave. This can be highly arousing. I use the body bare shaver, which is actually a pleasant experience partly due to fingers exploring to make sure I’ve gotten it smooth…well, by the end I was feeling rather More >

Choke The Chicken

Masturbation Month: Dick’s Personal Log

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Sun May 02 – Jane woke me before leaving for work the usual hard-on inducing way but I had a little extra plan for her today. I said, “before you leave, would you grab my masturbation sleeve and some lube?”. “Seriously?” she said, a little surprised and sounding a bit annoyed. I assured her that I was. By the time she delivered the items there was a sexy grin on her face and I knew I’d succeeded in planting some arousal in More >

One Great Kiss

Masturbation Month: Going Out With a Bang

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Her lips were extraordinarily soft and inviting this morning. I gave Jane a long, protracted kiss on my way out the door to work, she kissed back the way she does when her libido is on the rise. I leaned into it, rapt by a sensual touch that I hadn’t realized I missed so much.

I’ve had two things working against my desire to get lucky lately; our oath for Masturbation Month, and Jane’s irregular hormonal cycle. Some women More >

Choking The Chicken

Euphemisms for Masturbation (Dick)

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Jane and I have been doing the opposite of 30 Days of Sex and as we write and converse about Masturbation I’m reminded there are some pretty funny euphemisms for getting yourself off. Here are some we’ve been using in our blog and between ourselves:

MALE: Make the bald man cry Release the hostages Liquidate the sperm inventory Tenderize the tube steak Whip up some baby batter Release the genie

FEMALE: Polish the head of More >

Married Sex

Marriage and Masturbation (Dick)

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Married people don’t masturbate… they have each other, why would they need to? I believe this is a popular misconception and one that is likely believed by more vigorously masturbating single folks than those who are married.

Jane and I were masturbators when we met though we didn’t share this with each other. We each had our own demons (guilt and shame) from our similar repressive upbringings. We got married, had loads of More >

OMG Knock First

When the Hell is June 1st? (Dick)

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

Holy crap… its not even half way through the month yet? Jane and I took vows to only get ourselves off for the month of May (in misguided recognition of National Masturbation Month) and I think it might kill us. Or we might kill each other.

Maybe it’s illness… which there has been. Maybe it’s PMS… which there currently is. But without our tried and true technique to reconnect in a loving exchange of lust and emotion, we More >

Masturbating Woman

Discovering Masturbation (Jane)

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

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I have been masturbating for a long time; though I don’t remember exactly how or how old I was when it began, I do remember being as young as 6 masturbating to orgasm. I had this doll called Baby Beans and I would put her plastic face between my labia, lay on my belly, and rub until it felt so good that I could not continue (what I now understand was orgasm). It never occurred to me to use my More >

Sex Education

Masturbation Education (Dick)

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This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.

My parents divorced when I was young enough that I don’t remember their marriage and neither of them remarried. I had two single parents, never witnessed the interactions of a loving couple, and knew nothing of sex that I didn’t pick up at school.

The topic of sex was never broached at home, ever. Fifth grade sex-ed was an intimidating first glimpse at reproductive biology. The curriculum was pre-screened by parents and More >

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