One Thing Leads to Another (Dick)

I mixed up 2 quarts of pineapple juice this morning, I need it for a little experiment I have underway (more on that later), and it occurred to me that the extra fluid I'm drinking everyday for this endeavor could actually improve the volume of my ejaculate. No, really!

Jane is currently keen on the entertainment aspect of showy ejaculations.  In the arena of porn, where the "Money Shot" usually caps the breathy performance of its stars, bigger is better and the further it flies the more it captivates.  Honestly, I don't know how those guys do it.  I've seen porno-dicks unleash inhuman volumes of jizz, usually on some hapless chick's face.

I'm all for giving Jane what she wants, but often the performance I put on results in more of an enthusiastic dribble than a spermatozoon canon shot.  I'd like to change that.  Staying better hydrated can improve the volume of my baby gravy and stronger PC muscles can eject said spunk with greater force.

So I poured the pineapple juice... and I started rhythmic contractions of my PC muscles.  Then I thought to myself, "Self... you should get a little kick-back for all the work you are doing" and so now I sit here with a glass of juice in my hand and a butt plug in my ass.

It's funny how one thing leads to another.  Take some frozen pineapple juice out of the freezer and the next thing I know I've got 11 ounces of stainless steel doing a rhythmic grind against my prostate.  This sure is tough... I hope Jane appreciates it.

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Pussy Surprise (Dick)

It was "date night" (aka "get laid night") and I stepped out of the shower with a clean package anticipating Jane's lips wrapped snugly around my shaft (it never hurts to be clean). I saw signs in the bathroom that Jane might be holding a surprise for me, tucked away beneath the sexy lingerie she had already slipped into.

We met in the bedroom, kissed deeply, and our hands wandered to places we each ached to have touched. My fingers found a dripping wet pussy... slick and smooth to the touch without any hint of the hair that was once there. Jane had shaved herself clean the way she does when she really wants to turn me on.

Jane knows what a hairless pussy means, we have history together that clearly indicates what befalls her when she shaves away the growth which otherwise adorns the lips I love to kiss. The simple act of shaving conveys a very specific message to her spouse, it says... "eat me!".

I put her on the bed and told her to get on her elbows and knees. Her ass was in the air and her lips, swollen red and dripping wet, were held prone in anticipatory suspense. She longed for the touch of my fingers, for the warmth of my lips and tongue to swallow her.

For me, the view was nothing less than major-boner-inducing and I paused a moment to take it in. With carefully controlled enthusiasm, I placed the tip of my tongue gently on the rim of her ass and made tight circles while gently caressing her clit with my finger tips. She wasn't going anywhere, I had her full attention.

What followed was an orchestrated dance of fingers, tongue, and lips on Jane's pussy and ass... which had been laid bare by her careful grooming and assigned position. I'm never happier than when I'm up to my cheeks in Jane's juices and this night was the perfect elixir of smooth skin and slippery seduction.

For you ladies out there, I have an important male perspective for you. Keeping your labia hair free is high maintenance and not expected. However, occasional shaving as a treat for your special someone is incredibly sexy. Not because men fantasize about 12 year old girls... but because the smoothness of your lips under our tongue is mesmerizing.

Jane does this for me on occasion. Though sometimes I wonder if she really does it for herself... the oral sex she receives in response is both intense and protracted. Eventually, she comes very hard and the sex that follows leaves us both breathless.

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Winter Blues (Jane)

Inevitably, winter + children = illness... sneezing, runny noses, sore throats, coughing, fevers (I'm beginning to sound like a Nyquil commercial) which all has a tendency to wreak havoc on a parent's sex life; probably not too difficult to see why. But worse yet (on said sex life) is when the bug bomb gets the best of one of the parents; which has been our reality this week..Dick has not been well.

So what is a horny wife to do with her sexual energy when her Dick is out of commission? Well... masturbate of course! This got me thinking about 2 things: masturbation in general and masturbation as a substitute when sex is not an option. I have been masturbating for a very long time (a topic for another blog). It is a great release when one is horny but a partner is unavailable for whatever reason. But I'm not sure it would be a good long term substitute (for me anyway).

Yesterday, thankfully and finally after about a week of feeling like crap, Dick says to me..."I think I'm starting to feel better". "Why is that?" I asked. "Because I feel 'horny' creeping back in". Hooray!

Now, while I do enjoy masturbation, after a while I really start to crave Dick in a way that a dildo or vibrator just can't satiate. I think it's the heat, the closeness, the skin on skin contact, the weight of him on top of me, the feel of him inside me, his hands grabbing, touching caressing, the sights, the sounds, the pheromones. Those things, for me, are something that just can't be replaced. Yes, I can give myself some pretty amazing orgasms, but there is SO much more to sex with another person that is SO much more satisfying, especially when you are deeply in love with that person.

I missed you Dick. Glad you're feeling better.

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Dear Dick (Jane)

Dear Dick,

I throughly enjoyed reading your rendition, and hearing your thoughts about, our strap-on adventure...but even more than that, I absolutely adored being able to fulfill  your fantasy.

I LOVED your response! It became quite clear to me right away that I was giving you an incredible gift of pleasure when I began thrusting inside of you. Your extremely heightened arousal, your animal moans, the way you became lost in the sensation and begged me to fuck you harder all served to turn me on in an amazing way.

It was fun, empowering, and created a closeness to you that I could never describe.  You not only trusted me with your fantasy, but trusted me to listen to you, read you, know you. Thanks for sharing your fantasy!

Love,
Jane

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The Sexiest Thing She Had On (Dick)

I helped her slip the harness on for the first time and cinched the leather straps until it was snug, securing her new dildo dick in a solidly erect position. She dribbled a little lube on the tip and used her hand to apply it to the shaft with long, slow strokes meant to both imitate and excite me. I suggested she walk around the mirror filled room and check herself out, which she did.  She looked really hot in her fishnet stockings, black corset, and new black leather and silicone strap-on, but the sexiest thing she had on that day... was the wide grin on her face.

I laid back on the Love Machine with knees up and feet resting securely on either side. Jane stood between my legs and used one hand to guide her silicone cock as she aimed for my ass. She rested the tip gently against my anus and asked if it was ok to enter... "yes!", I said. I was no anal virgin, Jane has been sticking things in my ass for some time, but this was different somehow. I had been wanting this from her for more than a year and with a gentle push from her hips she was in.

I asked that she be still and just rest there for a minute while my ass accommodated the presence of her cock. It felt foreign and imposing... but through it I also felt great relief that my long held desire was being recognized and that Jane was having fun doing it. She kept still, just playing with my dick, until I told her I was ready.

Jane has been on the receiving end of penetrative sex for as long as she's been having sex, this includes receptive anal sex, so she could identify with what I was experiencing. She took it easy, keeping her thrusts slow and shallow, but I was quickly ready for more. I hooked my feet behind her ass, pulled her in deeper and then helped her with a faster rhythm. I wanted her to fuck me hard... and she did.

It was a sexual experience very different for me. Receptive sex imparts a sense of vulnerability and requires an intimate trust in your partner. Jane played the role exceptionally well and the fucking she dished out left me with a sense of deep adoration for her. The experience reminded me how lucky I am to have such a hot wife.

In appreciation, I later returned the favor by putting the harness on myself and giving her two dicks at once; flesh-and-boner in her pussy and "Tex" in her ass. She loves that!