One Hot Experience (Dick)

She was the cutest young thing I'd seen in weeks. As I approached, our eyes met, she smiled, and asked my name. She knew exactly what I wanted and within minutes I was butt naked.

I closed my eyes and tried to relax but I felt exposed and vulnerable. Warmth touched my skin followed by a blow that started slow and gentle but quickly built in intensity. It was hot... it was really hot!

Ten minutes later I was done. I put my clothes back on, said "thank you", and left her to clean up with a towel.

I felt good, like the experience had changed me a little... and I wondered if Jane would notice the difference.

It was awesome and I plan to go tanning again tomorrow.

Reader Mail (Dick)

I received an emailed reader question today from Dewey, a guy who probably didn't drill down very far into our content. Either that, or we have unintentionally created an image of ourselves through this site that is; crude, obscene, and desperate to please.

Dewey says, "I Love the way your hot wet pussy look`s i have a 9 inc dick and i would love to suck and fuck you with it if you will let me. Can you send me some hot wet pics to my e mail it is [omitted] thanks dewey"

Dewey's offer to suck me with his "9 inc dick" was very compelling so I immediately replied to his request and sent a picture of one very hot, wet pussy. Rawrrr... dripping wet and submissive too. HOT! I said, "Here you go, Dewey!"(show picture)

I feel my response, which would have arrived from Dick, effectively introduced me to Dewey and also gave him an accurate taste for my sense of humor. He was amused but undeterred... "dam that`s a good looking pussy but how can your man fuck that? Now show me your big tits"

Again, I replied immediately (we aim to please). "'Big tits' sounds so much more eloquent when you say it in French... 'grand tetons'. So here you go, they don’t get any bigger than these Grand Tetons..." (show picture)

Dewey was not impressed, he replied with sarcasm, "Thanks now i can fuck and suck that wowww".

Sadly, I don't think Dewey will be back. That's okay, we can't please everyone all the time. If you have any explicit requests, if we don't know you at all, and if you were raised by animals outside the confines of polite society, please use our contact form to get in touch. Thanks.

Revealing The Hardware (Dick)

In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a "lost and found" penis like John Bobbit's is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it.

Nearly 20 years later I find that my own penis is making the rounds... and I really have no idea who has seen it.

Thankfully, it is still attached to me (*whew*) but its likeness has been appearing in blogs around the interwebs and I have only myself to blame... I took the pictures and I posted them online. The proverbial "cock shot" is not really my style (really!) but I have been making an effort to show off the hardware which so often adorns my package. Jane would probably tell you I'm just using the cock rings as an excuse to step out and wag it around... but I digress.

Uploading an explicit picture of yourself is not unlike the initial reveal in a new relationship; there is a thrill factor but it is tempered by fear of rejection. "What will she think? Will she like it? Will she want to cut it off?"

Mostly, the reaction of our readers has been positive. (Actually, there has been nothing negative that I know about... let's keep it that way, shall we?) My most recent cock shot was almost immediately reblogged by a Tumblr blog named Fat Cocks (*blushes*). Gosh, really? And with comments like "looks really sexy" and "what a beautiful cock!" it brings warmth to both my heart and my groin. Gear Essentials reposted it and our good sex-blog-friend Lady Cheeky chimed in with reblogs on Tumblr and comments on Facebook like "STUNNING" (her CAPS, not mine). Are you getting all of this Jane? ;o)

But perhaps my personal reveal is not as rare as I'd like to believe... as I scroll back through our personal pictures on this site it seems there are quite a few of me which leave little to the imagination. Although, one of the very first pictures I posted of my dick online was showing off a cock ring, of sorts. It might have been in bad taste, but it sure looked tasty!

A warning to you gents... if your dick is going to be shown around by someone else, you don't want it to be a lawyer. And you definitely don't want it to look like this!

Sorry about all the Dick pics guys. Here, clear your palette with a picture of Jane's ass and have a nice day!

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains - Part 2 (Dick)

It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It's an area resplendent with wildlife... but that wasn't the kind of wild life we were after.

We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you to thank because our luxury getaway was paid in full by this website!

In gratitude I will spare you the sappy details. Our blog's subtitle is not "One Loving Couple's Love Blog" (though it could be)... how many yawning readers would that pull in? But I will confirm the obvious for you... yes, we had sex. Lots of it. We were casually naked for much of the time, including hanging out on the outdoor patio where we sat in the hot tub, sunned ourselves, and sought sexual release.

Pictures tell a better story than I ever could and, thankfully, I had both my camera and a wife willing to help me capture our time away together. My camera has become one of my favorite sex toys and you can see the [ever growing] results of my sexual self indulgence here in our HotPics blog which is currently Google's #1 choice for Couples Erotica.

Jane wore out before it was over and waved me off on our last morning there. "Sore vagina" is not a condition relatable to the erect male organ, I'm not sure mine has that type of self-preservation feature built in. You can't keep a good penis down and on that day mine was no exception. The patio was flooded with warm morning sun and I took the opportunity to seek relief while soaking in the rays. Jane, on the other hand, took the opportunity to grab my camera. Oh my.

Now to start saving for our next sexy adventure! Anyone who would like to see pictures of Jane naked in Tahiti should visit our store: One Sexy Couple's Sex Toys  :o)